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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

everyone of us could do with some jokes..

THINKING OUT OF THE BOX

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one)
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.

nuff said...
This is way random by the way. You can't have too many jokes lying around these days.
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